10) I don't lock my doors anymore
9) I can instantly sort any type of garbage
8) I automatically take off my shoes whenever I come to raised floor
7) I bow even when I'm talking on the phone
6) I can grunt "Yes", "No", and "Maybe"
5) I can't speak proper English no more
4) I can kneel for long periods of time
3) I can distinguish between qualities of raw fish
2) I think driving 80km/hr is speeding
and lastly...
1) I can eat natto
Retirement
8 years ago
2 comments
Comment by justin on July 13, 2009 at 9:17 AM
I hear that your sleep talk has turned into Japanese as well. I'm SURE that's a sign, ne?
Comment by John Nguyen on July 13, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Honto ni? It's gone subconscious... oh noes!
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